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My Problem With Mando
The adventures of this bounty hunter that gets hired to deliver a bounty but changes his mind after meeting his end of the deal and getting attached to the bounty.
Now he is traveling planets trying to bring the bounty -a baby Yoda- back to its own kind.
Look, the little green thing is as cute as a button. He makes the cutest sounds that could melt the hardest of hearts. The way he blinks and opens his eyes in wonderment moving his bigger than his head ears is too adorable.
And the Mandalorian takes good care of this cute little thing. He protects him. He carries him wherever he needs to go and makes sure he is always by his side.
And if he is occupied, he always ensures that someone he trusts is looking after the cute baby.
He also puts up with his little baby shenanigans and makes sure he cleans up the little guy’s messes.
But he does just the bare minimum in my opinion. Only what is expected of him to fulfil his role.
He doesn’t play with the cute little thing. He doesn’t tickle the baby and tell him he is a good boy. He doesn’t pinch his cute little cheeks and tickle his toes, he doesn’t give him warm hugs and tell him everything is going to be ok.
Only once so far has he asked him if he is ok!
I would melt like butter if he did all these things.
But I guess the Mando is too occupied or too macho to get into all that…
And that’s my problem with Mando.
